Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman.
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60."
Inspirational quotes by Jack Nicholson