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Mike..22..STRAIGHT OUTTA NORWALK, California that is..I have a Beard..I'm Awesome..I play Bass, Trumpet and some Drums.., Kings Hockey....Wanna know more just ask..

Nobody knows how tough it is to be a Mexican-American.

i work at a feed store, when i first started working there the white customers would either avoid or only talk to me as a last resort and kind of look a bit surprised and embarrassed when i spoke. the mexican customers would start talking to me in spanish and id tell them i only spoke a little in spanish. now after almost 2 years most of the white customers are really nice and i get the occasional hola form new customers, my spanish has improved from helping the mexican customers, occasionally i get a spanish speaking customer who acts like a dick because i dont speak spanish fluently so ill help them as best as i can and if they still act like a dick ill load them fucked up bags or bales

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this is from work yesterday, its also my 3 month beard update

this is from work yesterday, its also my 3 month beard update

lowkeywalker:

natsufatsu:

Remember these?
Snake: Invisibility
Rat: Motion to the Motionless
Pig: Heat-Beam Eyes
Sheep: Astral Projection
Dragon: Combustion
Rabbit: Super Speed
Monkey: Animorph
Tiger: Separation of Yin and Yang/Balance
Ox: Super Strength 
Horse: Healing
Rooster: Levitation/Telekinesis 
Dog: Immortality
“JACKIEEEEEEEEEEEE”
“ONE MORE THING!”

yoooooooooo

lowkeywalker:

natsufatsu:

Remember these?

Snake: Invisibility

Rat: Motion to the Motionless

Pig: Heat-Beam Eyes

Sheep: Astral Projection

Dragon: Combustion

Rabbit: Super Speed

Monkey: Animorph

Tiger: Separation of Yin and Yang/Balance

Ox: Super Strength 

Horse: Healing

Rooster: Levitation/Telekinesis 

Dog: Immortality

“JACKIEEEEEEEEEEEE”

“ONE MORE THING!”

yoooooooooo

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i tore something in my neck at work today, this fucking sucks 

archdrude:

The Amazing Connections Between the Inca and Egyptian Cultures 

"The ancient Egyptians (in Africa) and the ancient pre-Incas/Incas (in South America) evolved on opposite sides of the globe and were never in contact.

Yet, both cultures mysteriously possessed the same strikingly identical body of ancient art, architecture, symbolism, mythology and religion.

The Victorian era scholars, faced with this enigma, concluded that both cultures must have been children of the same Golden Age parent civilization, “Atlantis.”

Today, Egyptian/Inca parallels are not only being ignored by American and Western scholars, they’re being suppressed.

Many baffling and unsolved similarities link the ancient Egyptians and the ancient pre-Incas/Incas ― even though both cultures evolved on opposite sides of the planet, separated by oceans” Read More

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Woke up having a fuckin panic attack because the assholes racing down my street, its 3fucking30am you pricks. Shits weak man shits weak