Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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(Source: aru, via so-frustrating)

scottlava:

“My name’s Charles Bronson. And all my life, I’ve wanted to be famous.”

scottlava:

My name’s Charles Bronson. And all my life, I’ve wanted to be famous.

Canned margarita in a chalice, nothin but class

Canned margarita in a chalice, nothin but class

fuck

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commitmenttoexcellence:

Yes! Perfect signing!

nizzerd:

“I’m a black kid. Try to teach me about slavery without me feeling resentment towards white people.”


His face though…

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iamwindomearle:

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

Perfect.

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commitmenttoexcellence:

Sad day in the Raider Nation. We wish you all the best and then some, Amy. A pioneer just like Al himself—a true Raider through and through.

PANCAKE!

(Source: christkunitz, via thelosangeleskings)

I saw this on facebook today and I laughed 

I saw this on facebook today and I laughed 

awkward-elevator:

Let the Force move you

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anexperimentallife:

“A few minutes ago Anderson Cooper asked [Charles Ramsey] if he would like a reward. Charles pulled his paycheck out of his pocket and said, ‘I get a Paycheck. Give the reward to the girls they rescued.’”
THAT’S what we should be talking about, not “how funny those quaint little black people are when they get on camera.”
This guy helps rescue three women, and people are making fun of him? Yeah, he used humor when he told the tale, and sure, it’s appropriate to chuckle when he does so. (Like when he said he “knew there was a problem when a young white girl ran into a black mans arms.”)
But to make fun of him? TO MAKE FUN OF HIM? TO DISRESPECT THIS MAN? THIS HERO?
Fucking shame on you. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow.
If you’re the kind of scumbag who makes fun of heroes, I suppose you can poke fun at him all you want, but if I’m ever in trouble and need someone to step up the the plate, I hope someone like Charles Ramsey is around.

anexperimentallife:

A few minutes ago Anderson Cooper asked [Charles Ramsey] if he would like a reward. Charles pulled his paycheck out of his pocket and said, ‘I get a Paycheck. Give the reward to the girls they rescued.’”

THAT’S what we should be talking about, not “how funny those quaint little black people are when they get on camera.”

This guy helps rescue three women, and people are making fun of him? Yeah, he used humor when he told the tale, and sure, it’s appropriate to chuckle when he does so. (Like when he said he “knew there was a problem when a young white girl ran into a black mans arms.”)

But to make fun of him? TO MAKE FUN OF HIM? TO DISRESPECT THIS MAN? THIS HERO?

Fucking shame on you. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow.

If you’re the kind of scumbag who makes fun of heroes, I suppose you can poke fun at him all you want, but if I’m ever in trouble and need someone to step up the the plate, I hope someone like Charles Ramsey is around.

(via jennaysayss)

punkrockmomjeans:

bluesey:

The Simpsons house cutaway.

Wow, the house was quite big. I never even saw all the rooms thinking of it

First floor behind the garage? Where has this room been?

the rumpus room

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via cakes-picasso)